Rome?!?!

Finally!!!!  My luggage was found and actually arrived.  From Rome.  Rome, Italy.  WTF!!  (for a second there, I thought they meant Rome, GA)  Security problems much?  My everything bagels are no longer fresh but spreading their stale smell all over.  Which, mingles nicely with the broken bottle of rum which the inspectors did not repack safely.  I feel special, very very special.  To top it off, I'VE NEVER BEEN TO ROME!  How does my dirty laundry get to go there before me?